- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

But who would want to sell us out and why?

I am a mime

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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