- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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