- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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