- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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