- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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