- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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