- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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