What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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It's all Taggart

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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