Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Justin Bieber.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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