- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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