- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

you give like i give lomain

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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