How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Hello

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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