- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Okay.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Then none of us want to be right.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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