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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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