ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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