- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

whats worse than a kane nothing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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