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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

knock knock Goodbye

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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