Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

You're a big fat monkey.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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