- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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