- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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