- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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