Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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