A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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