what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Niall Horan

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Atheism

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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the bible

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