Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Penis.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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