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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Dance is a sport

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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