- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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