What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

justin beiber sucks

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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