- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

smell the vitamin C

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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