- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Netball.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man walks into a bar.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Military intelligence.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Hey, you have small hands.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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