- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why can't jokes spit?