Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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bryden is a faggot

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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