My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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