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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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