I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Anti Joke

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