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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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