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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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