- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses are flowers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??