What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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