My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A man did not like this site

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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