- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Communism hehe xd

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

one stop shop

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

ur an fagit

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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