- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Pickle

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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