- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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