- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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