- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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