How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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