- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A seal walks into a club.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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