- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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