- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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