- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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