- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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