- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How would you rule?

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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