Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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5 people are walking

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Women

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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