- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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