Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

I am a mime

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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