How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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