A man walks into a bar Ouch

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

angelo snyder is not ga

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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