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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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