What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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