a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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