- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are flowers.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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