- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Wolfjob.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Women's Rights

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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