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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Pickle

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Cliterus

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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