- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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