Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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