What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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fridge

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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