Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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