Nobody cares maddie!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

girls basketball

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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