- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's red, blue & green all over?

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did jim all I over? He dies

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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