"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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