- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

im saul and i love cock

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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