roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

H o m o comes out as homo

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

women's rights

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A seal walks into a club.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Anti Joke

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