Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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homosexuals are gay

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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