- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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