What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Im gay What about you

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Anti Joke

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