Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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