Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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