- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Stephen Hawking

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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