How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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