- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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