- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A fat guy!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Please ignore this statement.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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