While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Heskey time.

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